talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
