new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
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The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
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I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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