you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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