but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
only you would photoshop your dick
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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