Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
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