We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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