My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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