With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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