end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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