I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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