So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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