You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
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fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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