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we should wear snuggies to the strip club
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
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Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
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finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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