Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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