How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
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I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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