five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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