That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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