I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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