Nicole vs. Life
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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