And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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