i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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