Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
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