I need help removing her.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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