Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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