before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
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I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
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I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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