Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
