I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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