are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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