I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
