Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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