just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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