i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
operation harelip BJ is a go
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I party with great urgency now.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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