just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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