ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
How's work?
Spinning.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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