I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Randomize
