My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I'm too high and old for this...
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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