Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize
