Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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