Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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