If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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