i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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