I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
