babies were throwing up all over the place
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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