I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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