Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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