I swear she didn't look like that last week.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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