So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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