So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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