drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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