but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
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I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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