i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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