There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
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Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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