My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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