Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
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And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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