I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
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Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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